Work hard, be a good boy and you will end up in the poor house.

AHHhh!! I don’t have a home. The tax fiends took all my mortgage money AHHhh!! So I left the planet and floated in space and time. It was an uncaring celestial void, but I was happy to still have a consciousness. Then I get jerked out of the void to find I am floating downstream, on my own street in cold, polluted water. Total bummer, damn floods, surfing the cosmos is a lot more entertaining. From stress alone I begin plan…….

Objective; to explode my high pressure brain stress in congress.  They will never catch me boarding the plane to DC because the active component is my brain. I get to have a brain and still get on a plane.  Upon arriving in DC I will go directly to congress and my stress will triple because I am now in the presence of the perpetrators. My cranium is now under so much pressure it explodes and becomes shrapnel, it flies in every direction but my brain case fails to penetrate any of the guilty party’s dignified Italian suits and ties from Portugal. Nevertheless there is the satisfaction of knowing that they have my blood on their hands. I wish I could of blown my butt up too.

Okay, I lied a little, same as every person you have ever elected has lied. So, so what you gonna do to me? I demand the same punishment handed out to our elected officials, which is nothing.

Taxes for today and every tax will rise to help good ‘ol uncle Sam. it is not just federal income taxes that are killing us. Info from an article entitled "Taxed Enough Already!", we listed just a few of the taxes that Americans have to pay each year....

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Court Fines (indirect taxes)
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax
Gift Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Payroll Taxes
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Toll Booth Taxes
Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
School Tax
Septic Permit Tax
Service Charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Toll Bridge Taxes
Toll Tunnel Taxes
Traffic Fines (indirect taxation)
Trailer registration tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax