Ear Bud Light

This is really swell, a new product for the miserable masses. Why are we sad? Because we have been shat on by our own government. They are trying to convince us its post holiday distress. the debilitating effects of Seasonal Affective Disorder. (SAD) It could be the normal winter lack of sun doldrums, tax time, attending family gatherings where you get fed-up because you must dress right, shave right, talk right, eat right, you stubed your toe, whatever. These time honored excuses for being crabby are not considered, only Seasonal Affective Disorder, the sun thing, is on the table. We will all be giddy by a small gizmo inserted in the ear that phazers a sunshine quality laser beam into your brain. Ah, nothing like a morning laser to dull the brain.

Alright, to spell it clear, to give us laughing gas or the Ear Bud Light machine, is their goal. As long as we are laughing, chuckling, quaffing or giggling we won’t be paying any attention to the governments misdeeds. Besides, maybe it will be fun, maybe your ears will light up like your nose with a flash light.